American Corporate Executive Exercise Regimen
| Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday | Sunday |
Stretch
the truth | Jump to
conclusions | Rush to
judgement | Run amok | Circumvent
the issues | Rest on laurels |
Alternative Exercises:
- Holding down wages
- Jacking up prices
- Wringing productivity from the work force (aka: 'Squeezing Blood from Stones')
- Power-lifting pallets of cash from the national treasury (aka: 'The Oliver Twist') [ Please Sir, I want some more. ]