Eichenlaub Family Crest John's Photo
John L. Eichenlaub, Jr
Robin's Photo
Robin Ruth
Ruth Family Crest
Meredith's Photo
Meredith
Nate's Photo
Nathan
Nate's Spouse
Ali
Kevin's Photo
Kevin
 Nate & Ali's son
Everett
Nate & Ali's son
Wyatt
 

Quotes & Quips
  1. Smash it into small pieces with a blunt instrument
  2. Drown it in water (preferably while powered up)
  3. Hook it up to a high voltage source and fry it (lightning rods work very well)